Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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