you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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