i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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