i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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