ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She is in my trunk
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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