Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Life is so much better after having sex.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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