susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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