He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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