i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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