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You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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