That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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