this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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