hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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