Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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