She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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