The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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