we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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