it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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