The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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