with your own penis?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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