I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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