i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He better not be in your backpack
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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