it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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