Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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