That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
