The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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