dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
only if we run a train.
done.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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