I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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