Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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