This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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