The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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