He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Randomize
