So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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