Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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