how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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