but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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