Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
