Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
