Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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