Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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