Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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