physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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