and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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