Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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