Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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