She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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