I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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