My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
