Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
