Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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