imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
