A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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