she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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