I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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