a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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